"Put down the Stradivarius John."

"Put down the gun."

"You have no idea how valuable that is. Put it down."

"You first."

"John! That violin costs more than this flat!"

"Which we’ll get kicked out of if you continue to shoot walls - so once again, put. the gun. down."

As prompted by the lovely ~featherback, John trying his damnedest to get Sherlock to stop shooting the walls. Turns out the good doctor isn’t above a spot of blackmail XD

PS: No Strads were hurt in the making of this pic